and just like that…

….things begin to change. Interesting times ahead.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

20-20 is rather boring, methinks. At least, if the bowling is going to be anything like what we saw yesterday. Terrible.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

All about Rajni

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.

 * Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.

 * Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.

 * When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 * Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 * Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 * Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

 * Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

 * There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

 * Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

 * Rajnikant can divide by zero.

 * When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.

 * Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 * If you Google search “Rajnikant getting kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.

 * Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

 * It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 * The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

 * There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq cause Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

 * Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 * James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Posted on September 12, 2007, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. Ha ha ha!

  2. Made me laugh. Good ones!

  3. Enjoyed that soooooooo much.

    NO ONE can say “Rajni sucks”. Even if someone wants to Rajni will make them change the sound towards “Rajni rocks” so that, at the very least, it will come out as “Rajni socks”.

    Just made that up. Good, eh?

  4. Chuck Norris.

  5. That was hysterical. I know the mail I’m sending to my fellow Sales managers tomorrow.

  6. That was funny..
    hows life?
    Manu

  7. Hilarious!!

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