Classic economist jokes…

Laughing out loud after reading some really good ones here. 🙂

Some short economist jokes

Here are a few

What do economists use for contraception?
Answer: Their personality.

The first law of economics: For every economist, there is an equal and opposite economist.
The second law of economics: They are both wrong.

What do you call 250 economists at the bottom of the sea?
Answer: A good start.

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