My wife’s a school teacher. One of the advantages of that is that almost everyday, I get to hear some amusing tale or other when I get back home after work. Then, I also regularly get toffees ‘cos it’s been someone or other’s birthday in school.
Yesterday, she was telling me about this little fellow who goes by the name Salman Khan!!! Apparently, he is quite a bully, and rather naughty too. He sits next to this girl whose name I can’t recall. So yesterday, A is teaching English, when Sallu comes up to her while she is taking a breather during the class.
“Ma’am, please change my seat”.
“I don’t want to sit next to her”.
“Why don’t you want to?”
“She is calling me dirty goose”.
Oh boy, that so cracked me up.
Later in the day, Sallu complains again that the girl’s father had come to his house and threatened his mother. Why? ‘Cos the girl told her dad that Sallu stole her book.
Dunno if that’s true, but they are no longer sitting together. 🙂